cut off from life

no mobile, no postal address, no net at home which means no messenger, no orkut, no gmail and now even my system at home doesnt work..monitor screwed up, my discman broke, no calls from some friends for long...where can they call? I dont have a phone...
life sux...

a bit of relief...had a great time in vizag last weekend with friends..assy, nalli, jenny, pammy.
Saw rang de basanti last night...nice movie...but the popcorn was stale..threw it away and got some sweet corn
life isnt that bad after all

[fwd by jenny]gyaan on shaadi

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let
him keep her.
- Sacha Guitry
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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just
can't face each other, but still they stay together.
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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you
get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

- Socrates
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A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives
and the wife takes.
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Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving
them.

- Dumas
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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
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"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go
to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft
music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
- Henny Youngman
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"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
- Sam Kinison
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"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than
electronic banking. It's called marriage."
- James Holt McGavran
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"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the
second one didn't."
- Patrick Murray
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It's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get
married!
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Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife
would have preferred.
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Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.
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Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
- Nash
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My wife only has 2 complaints. Nothing to wear and not enough closet
space.
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You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
- Henny Youngman
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- Rodney Dangerfield
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
- Milton Berle
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Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
- Anonymous
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"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt
her."
- Rodney Dangerfield
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